<P>Hey Bobby, guess what? Someone hacked into our system, destroyed some very important files, and did some OS-level damage on his way out.
<P>I had to format the computer so everybody will be getting new account logins; I've installed a new high-end security program to protect us from further attacks. Right now the computer can only be accessed by using the correct username/password or nothing will show up, so it will look like there is nothing there at all. Trust me, this is a good thing.
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<P>Oh - and by the way.
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<P>I'll be gone this week. We have this martial arts training thing at Miami. During that time I can't contact you so I'll write the login info here. Ok? Don't lose this!
<P>Username: ZMAN
<P>Password: killer
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<P>Keep this message somewhere safe!